Despite lots of folks’ coordinated and best efforts to run them all off, there are still homeless people downtown, and so, you know, uh oh

Center City Park
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Center City Park
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Dear Center City Park Homeless-Avoidance Wordsmithing Committee,

WOW.

Sincerely,
Cara Michele

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From sign marked “RULES AND REGULATIONS” at Center City Park in downtown Greensboro:

“Camping is prohibited and is defined as resting or sleeping anywhere in the park while in possession of several days of clothing and/or camping materials.”

Note the word “resting.”

From the Center City Park web site:

“The planned new Center City Park will be… enjoyed by downtown residents, office workers, visitors, and all of Greensboro’s citizens…. With its dynamic fountain, areas of quiet repose… [T]he Park’s many benefits are available to Greensboro residents and visitors of all ages…”

Emphasis mine.

And here’s a handy glossary:

repose: a state of rest or inactivity
all: the whole of a particular thing, amount, group, or area is involved or affected
citizen: a permanent resident of a county, town, or city
Greensboro citizen: a permanent resident of Greensboro
resident: one who resides in a particular place permanently or for an extended period
Greensboro resident: one who resides in Greensboro permanently or for an extended period

I’m not sure if this convoluted camping ordinance is a particularly bad attempt at civility and political correctness, or if they’re just trying to avoid the potential negative repercussions of putting up signs that say “No Homeless People Allowed.” But to break this down, what’s happened here is the folks behind Center City Park have warmly invited all of Greensboro’s citizens and residents in for a little “quiet repose” in their lovely new park, and then put up a couple of small signs with even smaller writing that disallows resting while in possession of several days of clothing. And unless you think that means don’t stop by the park right after you do your laundry, or don’t wait in the park while your room is being readied at the hotel across the street, then you understand that what it means is “HOMELESS PEOPLE KEEP OUT.” Welcome to Greensboro. This is how we do it.

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